jegoingout
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
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He’s just trying to avoid Turkish spies.

Why not cover all bases and just say he’s full of shit?

“The whole thing with this investigation that was going on, which we consider spying, was done before Mueller got involved. But it completely taints his investigation,”

Prepare for 48 minutes of Lebrow backdowns and ridiculous shots

it’s several words put together asking for a response

Good god, yes. Yes you absolutely can.

How absolutely pathetic and miserable must your life be that you’ll hate something that does not affect you at all SO MUCH, you’d ...

Can I act like a dick toward Republicans, just because? It’s my point of view.

“HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE PROTEST THE GUB’MINT THAT I AM STOCKPILING WEAPONS AGAINST”

nah.

WEEK 1
NFL: “Stand or stay in locker room.”
Players: *stay in locker room*
Morons: “THEY NEED STAND ON FIELD BOOOOOO!”

WEEK 2:
NFL: “Stand on field.”
Players: *stand on field, fists raised*
Morons: “THEY RAISE FIST BOOOOOO!”

WEEK 3
NFL: “Stand on field with hands down.”
Players: *stand on field, hands down, heads

The majority of people upset over the “disrespect” shown by not standing for the anthem also proudly fly the Confederate flag next to the Stars and Stripes.... So let’s grade their anger on the idiotic curve it deserves.

Better ideas:
1) Everyone has to stand for the anthem but the anthem is now, “Let’s go Crazy” by Prince.
2) All players stand for the anthem ON the united states flag.
3) All players who choose to kneel for the anthem must also be iced.
4) Cops stop harassing, assaulting and killing innocent people (HAHA jkjkjkjk!)
5) Any

Just offscreen:

Isaiah Thomas shouldn’t have started his rehab with this drill.