Sure they do, they’re called reverse mortgages.

I wanted the first one but they don’t offer 30 year car loans..

“so.... Hypothetically, what would you say if I were to sing a song about being an all-star?” - Smash Mouth 1998

“Trust the process”

Don’t blame the kid(ds), Jason. They’re not failing because they’re self-obsessed millenials who only care about scoring

“They’re too immature.” - Man who at 39 got drunk, crashed his car into a telephone pole and then fled into the woods.

It’s not about the bottom six, it’s that there are only 2-3 decent Spanish clubs at any given time, whereas in EPL you’ll get a game out of a lot of the middle class

To be fair, a huge part of Ronaldo and Messi’s dominance in Balon d’Or/FIFA awards voting is scoring boatload of goals against shit Spanish clubs.

Come on, La Liga is still a wildly more competitive league than Ligue 1.

Atco in south NJ, Island in west NJ

Doughy, doughy stone.

Three dudes to beat up Austin Rivers? I’m still taking injured Patrick Beverly over all three of those dudes

I miss the mustache.

Russ Westbrook, god love him, bitches at the refs from tip off to buzzer, then he calls their home late at night and bitches to their wives. Carmelo has never missed a shot in his life where he didn’t feel he was fouled. Draymond Green is good at basketball and bad at life.

Say what you will, but to me no amount of suffering this monster will endure will be enough to repair all the lives he’s ruined. If there’s any justice, he’ll suffer immensely, every day, for the rest of his life.

That is Tom “2-1 against the Patriots in the playoffs because of his first stint with the Jaguars” Coughlin.

I can almost see it. Setting the record for most punts in a conference championship game with a combined 18.

Why would he ever want to go to Minneapolis. He’s rich