Ashton actually isn’t as dumb as he looks. Before he went Hollywood, he was studying biochemical engineering at the University of Iowa.

running people over? that’s no job for a honda...

‘A taller Andre Miller.’

Please remember that this is the owner that let piece-of-shit Isiah Thomas run the team in the ground and then hired him again.

Throw the Knicks in the garbage.

In this analogy I guess I’m the Knicks and Griffin is my ex...

Easy solution. Make Carmelo the player-coach, run the parallelogram offense, name Kurt Rambis the new GM and president of operations with full autonomy, tell the press that Porzingis has a cocaine problem, trade Porzingis for Austin Rivers, let Rambis shower with the Knicks City Dancers, sign Glenn Robinson III to a…

I like Ricardo and all- he’s a good driver but I actively root against him because the boot thing skeeves me out and I can’t watch the podium when he wins.

It’s like if Shawn Marion had a stroke

The most bricks I’ve seen thrown in LA since 1992.

As a Warriors fan and a Democrat who lived through the year 2016, let me tell you that nothing is inevitable.

I don’t know why you’re calling this bad. It’s exactly what I wanted to see.

Lavar said that if Lebron played on the Lakers with Lonzo they’d win the title. I’m related news, if I played with Lebron on the lakers they’d win the title but I wouldn’t take so many bad threes.

De’Aaron Fox outscored Lonzo (34 minutes) in his first four minutes.

Is it wrong that I irrationally root for a 19 year old to fail because his Dad is an all-time terrible sports dad? Yeah, probably. Is this gonna stop me? No, probably not.

Detroit can in-house recruit AB all year.

It’s not the price tag—which may end up being a bargain—it’s that in four years they’ve changed their mind about having him on the team 3 times.

That is correct. The Confederates were traitors. You can’t fly the United States’ Flag with the Confederate flag and say you’re a patriot since the latter tried to destroy the former.