Deadspin headline: 2087:

“It’s Probably Time To Stop Talking About Father Time As A LeBron Stopper: James Leads Team To Finals For 77th Consecutive Season”

Isn’t that the whole point of democracy, if your boss is acting like a tool?

The only surprising thing here is that the fight between two guys named Kelly’O didn’t happen in Boston.

It’s not the weight, it’s the aerodynamics of a barn door.

It’s shaped like a brick. And probably close to 6,000lbs.

Just placed my order. Today will be the last time I will be dropping off the kids late for soccer practice, those other soccer mom bitches in their Cayennes and RR Sports can eat my dust!

I had one doing 85 once. That was plenty.

..... oh. :-(

It starts with adding context. Golden State was able to add Durant because it was a weird limbo year where the cap jumped: Every team was extended a max deal’s worth of space after the TV deal kicked in.

They’ve been dead for 67 million years dummy

Oh, man. I’ve got a sick feeling in my gut about this. The guy is not at an age where he can rehab a serious injury and return to form.

+1 sad tail at the end

The way Lebron is playing, the Cs would be lucky to take a second game. Maybe the Raps are just paper tigers, but my God—-the Cavs are starting to look like they genuinely have a chance in the finals.

You’re the person my math teacher warned me about with those word problems, aren’t you?

“The Raptors Are Dead”

If we give it enough money, maybe it will show us its face.