From YT:

Obviously, this kid has never heard of

Wrong assessment. He shouldn’t have gone whipping as fast as he thought possible (that is, faster than he could safely judge the road). By the time he started thinking about ‘oh what do I do now’ he was already committed to going too fast into too tight of a corner. That is, he was fucked. The unfixable mistake was…

Was that a Cars for Coffee camping trip?

Please don’t forget that the year before last, Lebron damn near won a title by himself when Kyrie and Love got hurt. That series was far closer than it ever had any business being - Lebron leads BOTH teams in points, rebounds, and assists while averaging 46 minutes a game. If anyone else on that team averaged over 15…

If it’s a 48 game series where the Jazz only have to win 4, yes.

so, what you are saying is, there’s a chance?

Gordon Hayward looks like a Pixar version of himself. Somehow.

Is that a very good dog?

A team with two playoff wins in the last 20 years versus a team with zero super bowl wins. I only wish Shakespeare were alive to witness what a real rivalry looks like.

 500-ponies at tits massive

Options kind of leave Malcolm in the middle.

Wait until the Demons start coming out of Cars and Coffee in the hands of goof balls like these. The carnage will be epic.

Remember how everyone thought Westbrook’s surrounding cast was just as good as Harden’s? Those people should be publicly shamed every day at noon until the start of next season.

I’m a little dismayed they didn’t put him on a stretcher. Watching them escort him off was dreadful.