141 character launch code.

Do we have anything similar to prevent “tragic mistakes” with the current administration (other than the labeling on the buttons?)

He was clean-shaven before the game started.

An ERA of 135!

Of course they lost! No way Kevin Love can defend the alt-right fascist postmoves of Richard Spencer, especially his inimitable anti-DREAM shake.

Big deal, according to Lavar, Lonzo is twenty-four feet tall.

Dwight should really yell “And 0!” when he goes to the hole like that

Of course Wisconsin won. Look at the photos you posted. They got to play 6-on-5.

LaVarr Ball is the guy at the party who tells the same joke, while funny at first, over and over to the point where you just move to the other side of the room to get away from him.

Dude is raining missiles on Syria as we speak.

If we pretend like he’s not here, maybe he’ll leave...

Well, whatever he did, Obama did enough to get Assad to stop using chemical weapons. Which this President promptly encouraged in his first 13 11 weeks in office. Don’t believe me? Maybe let’s ask a Republican Senator...

So was Trump right when he tweeted that it would be a horrible idea for Obama to launch an attack on Syria without congressional approval, or this time when he did it himself?

Can I post it now?

Still dont think any of the East playoff teams will take more than 1 or 2 games in a series versus the Cavs.

As always, I’m fascinated by a military that has a larger budget than the next several military forces on earth combined having to cobble together old equipment to keep working longer than intended. Where the hell does this money go if it isn’t into giving the troops decent equipment?

“Despite having the highest accident rate of any U.S. Marine Corps fixed-wing aircraft...”

There is something to a concrete bowl that smells like stale beer and musty drains. It’s that mustiness that sets it apart from the smell of frat houses.

Jets Assistant GM: (pointing at computer screen) Oh my God! Richman Shermer! Shermy Riches! Ardman Richsher!