Ooooh, I remember that Packers game. As a Giants fan, that game was the tits. No mention here of that time he threw for 500 yards and like 5TDs against the Broncos that one year Peyton Manning annihilated every offensive record, but somehow the Cowboys kept pace..... Only for Romo to throw a backbreaking interception…

I’d say let Mirotic defend himself, but...you know

I thought I read about this yesterday.

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

I’m not sure whether to be depressed or proud that my stories (and there were several) didn’t make this list.

At 5'9" I fit in pretty much every vehicle ever made. So feel free to buy as many cars as you like and I’ll drive them for you to keep them fresh.

Super safe, because, being a Lotus, it’s more garage art than usable car.

This bit never stops being true.

Damn. Knicks will only offer him 4 years/$90mil rather than the max now.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

Women’s stockings to tint my tail lights. Was pretty much my low.

Even the skinniest of pedestrians get trapped beneath it....

Out of high school, my buddy and I both had Jeep Wranglers we were building up, and this being Southern California, we of course were out in the desert doing stupid shit every chance we got. Something you could probably guess about the desert.... it’s hot as hell in the summer.

Probably my 1992 Saturn SL2 sedan with 11 DIFFERENT neons plastered inside the cabin. This is before cell phone cameras fortunately.

I think the worst part of this story is that you leased a Neon.

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

Wire mesh grilles made out of Home Depot gutter guard material. To make it worse, I did it to two different cars.

I installed this bad boy on my ‘92 Integra when I was in high school: http://www.globalindustrial.com/p/electrical/safety/Audible-Signal-Vehicular/animal-house?infoParam.campaignId=T9F&gclid=Cj0KEQjwk-jGBRCbxoPLld_bp-IBEiQAgJaftdTnHbfrk2SkxjIRb2Teu7FhQkNyJHwnGtKHuKClHzkaAuoD8P8HAQ

In a pre-good-camera-phone-era, I took out the back seat of a Mazda 323 hatch, made a custom fiberglass enclosure, and put three Alpine 15s and a 1,500 watt bridged amp in there — hauling space be damned.