The Carmelo Anthony Saga Just Keeps Getting Messier

Melo, at least, is playing his cards close to the vest.

Hey .. no .. no .. no .. you just can’t leave it like that .. post the recipe

So we should start e-mailing them right?

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

It was the republican controlled congress that let him do it.

Oh fuck off.

The only thing better would have been a three-truck collision, the other two containing jacks and those round hoops that you pushed along with a stick in 1893.

I guess you can say this was a marble-ous accident!

Russia makes statement designed to erode trust in American institutions

Never trust someone who uses the phrase “trust me”.

Better idea would be for everyone not to pay taxes the next 4 years.

i knew that he wouldn’t do it, because he said that he would.

Seems like a good idea to me.

This is worrying, but before we panic too hard—this same bill has been introduced every year to congress for the past 20 years.

Nah

This man is a total joke. What a f#cking mess of an administration. I just asked my mom what the hell she was doing watching the inauguration.

We really need to offer workers better pawternity leave.