Behold the 13-foot tall 1.5-ton “Method-2,”

The US needs to catch up... perhaps they could call on a certain red-haired child who speaks an inexplicable accent.

Just in time for the Kaiju invasion of 2017!

Almost ready to repel the invasion...

WTFOTUS?

Yup.

*sings* We’re all gonna die.

This is unfortunate. Barring the president from tweeting from a personal Twitter account was the only chance we had of Donald Trump stepping down before January 20. Anyway, what is it? 10:30 a.m.?

Considering Trump can’t read or communicate in more then 140 characters at a time, he found his platform.

All fair analysis. That said, she ran a bland, milquetoast campaign in a year when it was absolutely critical to be ascendant and inspirational. She doesn’t even inspire most Democrats.

2017: You thought 2016 was shit?

I can’t believe Tucker Carlson is still a thing.

Our soon to be Commander in Chief of our nuclear forces is a goddamn idiot. How anyone thought this huckster should be the person responsible for making the decision to launch nuclear warheads is beyond me. I don’t give one damn how much of a retread Hillary was (I hated her too) but at least I had confidence she was…

Look if we cared whether people were out of their depth Trump would still be running Ponzi schemes and hocking shitty steaks.

You see which sub-blog it was posted under, right?

It should also be gold, the most luxurious of colors.

By the way, if you think this “constant ragging” on Donald Trump is fun, I assure you it is not. Please make it stop.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.