Behold the 13-foot tall 1.5-ton “Method-2,”

The US needs to catch up... perhaps they could call on a certain red-haired child who speaks an inexplicable accent.

Just in time for the Kaiju invasion of 2017!

Almost ready to repel the invasion...

WTFOTUS?

Yup.

*sings* We’re all gonna die.

This is unfortunate. Barring the president from tweeting from a personal Twitter account was the only chance we had of Donald Trump stepping down before January 20. Anyway, what is it? 10:30 a.m.?

Considering Trump can’t read or communicate in more then 140 characters at a time, he found his platform.

All fair analysis. That said, she ran a bland, milquetoast campaign in a year when it was absolutely critical to be ascendant and inspirational. She doesn’t even inspire most Democrats.

I don’t know guys. It sounds like a great way to end an argument to me.

Pakistan fires its nukes at Israel, something from space knocks it out of the sky. Everyone freaks out. Pakistan gets invaded to have their government removed for being a world threat. Muslims see it as their call to Armageddon and a whole religion…

2017: You thought 2016 was shit?

I can’t believe Tucker Carlson is still a thing.

“I shouldn’t have to not click,” this is your level of entitlement and understanding of how the Internet works? It becomes clearer everyday how Trump got elected.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

But you do give a shit. That’s what all the butthurt commenting and cursing is about; you giving a shit about having to see an article you don’t like.

It’s just awful that someone has a gun to your head, forcing you to keep coming back to this website, and keeps forcing you to keep clicking on the political stories that you hate so much.

Our soon to be Commander in Chief of our nuclear forces is a goddamn idiot. How anyone thought this huckster should be the person responsible for making the decision to launch nuclear warheads is beyond me. I don’t give one damn how much of a retread Hillary was (I hated her too) but at least I had confidence she was…

Look if we cared whether people were out of their depth Trump would still be running Ponzi schemes and hocking shitty steaks.