if the plan isn’t skyhook style, who cares!!!

Fuck you Texas.

UNC won but after the game the NC legislature passed a law saying they lost.

I watched the press conference in it’s entirety and tried imagining Donald Trump’s response to these pressers, then I realized the only pressers in Donald’s press conferences will be from Breitbart, the Crusader, Stormfront, and Russia Today.

if he even does press conferences. let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.

Her illness was caused by a sudden flash-forward to what she can look forward seeing at work in two months.

Alternate Headline: “This Is Not The Droid China Was Hoping For”

Especially as the American right only supports Israel because they think it will magically bring back Jesus, who will in turn get rid of all those Jews.

Muslins hate Jews (including the secret ones.)

Because he has a funny name.

That gave me a thought. I hope every coach, sideline reporter, and player who’s not dressed out wears a Sager-like sport coat tonight. That would be a nice tribute.

In his final kind gesture, he will grant the wish of Kevin Garnett, and have his suit cremated as well.

Sager suit thread. Post your favorite

What’s the over/under on how long it takes Trump to tweet about the Zumwalt Destroyer program’s excessive cost?

His administration appointments gives me nightmares. It’s been fun but I’m off to Mars. I might check back in four years.