Much money.

Lockheed Martin stock is down four percent as of this writing.

Fluffer.

Chris Christie Declined Several Positions in the Trump Administration

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

Not sure how exotic, not sure how super, but it’s the first thing that came to mind. Damn I wanted one of these when I was a kid...

Fuck Grayson Allen and all, but that was a legitimately impressive dunk; he obliterated that basketball ring.

That is the best revenge. Especially anal.

And then you sexed their daughter?

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Pop > Phil

Tim Duncan has been pretty much non-existent for the Spurs this season, and they are still 18-5.

obviously what do you take me for

I don’t understand. Isn’t porn cheaper?

It’s a Russian diesel engine... they just sort of work like that.

Why bother? We can track it with satellites and sink it a cruise missile. But then, we’d be doing the Russians a favor.

Rolling coal:

In Mother Russia, Aircraft Carrier lands on YOU!