"The right time and place will come up, and we will try to hurt him in the only way that seems to matter to him…"

I…. I had no idea… I had to google it… I knew about Sarah Michelle Gellar. I've long since accepted that. But not Anya. Wow. I'm going to have to come up with a new favorite Buffy character. Maybe it's for the best that Anya (SPOILERS) died.

Other than not seeing his movie — which they've already promised by way of a boycott — what other legal way do they have to "surprise" Tarantino into losing money? Will they be arresting people who try to buy tickets?

Oswald Runs Afoul of a Trade Unionist.

That speaks to a generation trying to process the horrors of World War I by ingesting gallons of absinthe.

Hey, we've all been there.

The music in this song sounds exactly like what would play when I hit the "Demo" key on my mid-80s Casio.

Boba Fett used to pay for meals by scribbling a doodle on a napkin.

We did conclusively learn why we should wear sunglasses at night. I think that's enough.

But, who's Johnny?

"You're the Best" only works if your goal is kicking the ever-loving shit out of a bunch of teenagers.

Yeah, Luke will be the MacGuffin of the first movie. Han will be trying to find him to train one or both of our new heroes.

And they only elect teenage girls.

She's a member of the Alderaan royalty. Show some respect.

Georges Méliès very controversially left Luke out of all the Le Voyage dans la Lune publicity material.

I can't wait to buy them all at my local Suncoast.

That's my guess also. I think that Han is trying to get his passengers to Luke, whereabouts unknown.

I did, because I was trying to comment on it and then when I hit post it told me the comment wasn't active. So a reloaded to see if anyone else managed to get a comment in time because there were a few people trying.

It was the yugest, most luxurious comment joke. Really classy.

I'd never seen one either. I assumed it was someone making a joke, but the avatar depicted a blow job. But it got deleted in probably under a minute from when it was posted.