My comment would have been so funny, I would have won the internets for all time. Years from now, people would have bragged about up-voting me.

Damn I was so close to posting the funniest response to the Indian porn site spam that just got deleted.

I find it hard to believe that Porkins passed flight training on merit.

Every character is posed with their weapon except for Leia who is, I guess, relegated to rebellion call-center duty yet again.

It's called cubism you philistine.

My local CVS solved this problem years ago. It's called NyQuil.

It's tough love.

I was hoping this would be a feature that, when I click to play the next episode, it would say "Seriously, it's 1am. Go the fuck to bed. Jane will be every bit the virgin tomorrow as she was today."

With a damp cotton ball glued to my dick as Trey Gowdey.

Since when can air-support save people from smoke inhalation?

Not until this moment did I realize that my grandmother (2nd from the right) was in Duran Duran.

Interesting. What hours does he work? How does he get home? Have you been waiting for him?

And after the woman who's been a sex slave since childhood gets shot in the face, Bond makes a quip about the waste of bourbon her death amounted to before calling in MI6 who were all waiting in helicopters mere seconds away.

Marc Joubert was EP of Project Greenlight. He purposefully created the character of "Sad Marc" so he would be the most sympathetic person on the show. He is the true villain.

How the exposure? And not too much squinting, I hope.

The script was Jason's based on a short film he made. Jason showed Pete a first draft and then he and Pete convinced the producers and HBO to ditch the original script — the author of which has never been made public — for Jason's original script. Then Jason and Pete made another couple of drafts over a couple weeks,…

The bill also allows every person up to 8 ounces for personal cultivation. The 10 growers thing is just for large commercial sales. So it's lame, in that respect, but 8 ounces is quite a bit. Far more than most people with full-time jobs could smoke in a year.

Selling weapons to a side in a war so that they can defeat the side that your adversary is selling weapons to is the very definition of a proxy war. And if you consider the CIA's actions in Greece and elsewhere as us "attacking" them then you have to take into account the KGB's similar actions in the Middle East and…

WWI started because of the tangled system of colonial-era treaties that existed at the time combined with a seriously stupid game of international chicken in which everyone was convinced the other-side would back down before it was too late. And WWII started, in large part, due to the aftermath of WWI and the economic…

I can't wait to hear him ask Lorne Michaels about Lorne Micheales.