I stand by my subjective assessment as being more universal than your subjective assessment.

Yeah, I really enjoyed that the inciting event of the whole series was Ash being an idiot.

It occurs to me that the Evil Dead series has a lot in common with the Max Max series. Both start with a rough first film hailed more for potential than for what it actually delivered. Both had genre-defining second films that delivered on that potential and tend to be the first thing people think of when thinking…

Who owns the rights to Army of Darkness and is so shortsighted as to not want some free publicity for a 20+ year old movie that — while entertaining — has always been overshadowed by its prequel?

If you thought it was awesome, you will definitely think the same of Evil Dead 2.

Add to that 30+ years of widely available video cameras and 10+ years of nearly ubiquitous digital cameras and still the best we have is that, admittedly, fake footage from the header image.

Now Bela, you've already got two fucks. It's time to share with everyone else.

I wouldn't call them venomous, but in the time since I was 12 I've come to not really like Aliens while my appreciation of Alien has grown. Aliens is still better than everything that came after, but it's not even in the same league as the original.

So the tally of good Alien movies will remain at 1 with no chance for an increase in the near future.

Shit, YOU'RE right. This is Biden. Please don't tell him I was using his account. He'll be ever so cross with me.

I'd be fine with 90 minutes of Lauren Graham screaming "Fuck me, Santa!" into the camera.

Your welcome. (But don't let the others know who I am. This is just our secret, OK?)

We fixed racism. Obviously.

Oh my god AV Club why are you drawing attention to Billy Bob Thornton!?

Yeah, I'd put good money on Han dying. That was probably one of the conditions Ford set before he agreed to reprise the role. He wanted to be killed off in RotJ, but Lucas wouldn't allow it.

Now that's funny.

Great Job, Internet is clearly parody.

Obama endorses Trump and declares a third term? Hilarious.

How? Acting!

So Cage as the dog and Dafoe as the other dog, or Dafoe as the dog and Cage as the other dog?