Is there anything that doesn't?

How's the fungal strain taste? Good?

I did, as a kid, notice that in cartoons when they would squeeze a banana it would shoot out the non-stem side. Maybe you're onto something here.

Ray, when the editor asks you if you want to include a tonally inconsistent shot from a purposely deleted scene you say 'No!'

Still, I don't see how any of this helps me date Natalie Dormer. Maybe number four…

I didn't even know that was possible.

Wow, I couldn't believe number 5!

Oh was it? I thought about doing due-diligence for my snide remark, but then just though 'fuck it.'

Wait, was that before or after Val Kilmner hammered a six inch spike through a board with his penis. The 80s are such a haze to me.

Hey, it takes true bravery to speak up for the top grossing comedy of 1984.

Didn't he die suffocating in a room full of popcorn? I'm pretty sure I remember that happening.

It's not his fault he's the epitome of 'smarmy prick.'

Not even a little bit.

I've been trying for years, but all I've gotten for my troubles is a lot of jail time and mandatory sex-offender registries.

No. No one said that. For the love of god, Aykroyd why did you include an out-of-context ghost blow job in a we're-making-money-now montage?

Gotta have a gatekeeper to stick your keymaster in if you want to summon Gozer.

Was that when they ate Girl Scout cookies that may or may not have been made with real Girl Scouts?

Yeah, Wally was always telling Eddie to "Stop giving Beave the business." and Eddie was always justifying himself to the Beaver by saying "C'mon kid, I'm just giving you the business."

That's what experts refer to as giving someone "the business."

'Christian Country' and 'beat the shit out of someone' are practically synonymous.