I see Trump more as the sidekick guy who makes farts sounds.

I did, and instantly edited when I saw the typo.

If you can't handle the heat, don't ask people if they want to be fisted, buddy.

No, you said "nobody" clearly excluding yourself as anyone with the ability to scroll and unhide a soon-to-be-moderated comment can see. You should have said, "Nobody here but me said that." then we'd have no issue.

George was always pushing the boundaries.

My grandfather did not fight in the WWII so we could give DJs six-figure salaries. I want my country back. VOTE TRUMP!

You have a rather self-exclusionary definition of "nobody."

Wait, so 'fuck off' now means the same thing as 'do you want to be fisted?'

Confound you and your infernal logic!

Good luck with that, goodluckwiththat.

Your diction and syntax are just too good to make your claim believable.

Radio hosts can make six figures?

Eddie Haskell? No it couldn't have been him. He's such a well-mannered and polite boy.

First they came for the Faygo and I did not speak out — because I was not a Juggalo.

Or — if we're being honest — like a Klan rally without Juggalos. Or an ICP show without the Klan.

Quickly, let's all figure out magnets while the Juggalos' attentions are diverted elsewhere.

Because she was.

Oh good. I've been looking for a place that sells energy drinks. Damn things are so hard to find.

Just do what your body wants. And remember, the second time will be better.

Never trust an anthropomorphic cigarette's views on coffee.