Topical!

"I've got the most expensive campaign song. The best song. Way more expensive than anyone else's. I'm very rich, you know."

Wait, why isn't Trump doing some spoken-word, Shatner-esqu style singing? Hearing him do "Common People" might just change my mind about him.

Not to be outdone, Ted Cruz immediately used "We Didn't Start the Fire" at his own rally. We tried to tell him it wasn't the same. It was just embarrassing for everyone.

Not to mention LEONARD BERNSTEIN!

They just heard the chorus and thought, "This sounds sufficiently jingoistic. Let's use it."

Ooo. Contact the Zombie's. I want to license "This Will Be our Year" for the most romantic, heartfelt presidential campaign this country has ever seen.

For me it's Camp Town Races. Public domain, FTW!

Nothing says "Reagan's America" quite like:

The Lobsters1 is coming from inside Saleeby!

How Deep is Your Love was practically made for Santorum.

I'm almost certain he played that for Arnold.

I wouldn't wish that on my worst political enemy.

"Got in to a fist fight with James Taylor over the whole mess. Ask him. He might lie, he's a loser, but ask him anyway."

Leave it to you to miss both the trees and the forest.

If Cheney ever ran he'd have to use Sympathy for the Devil.

As long as the public learns to associate "Donald Trump" with "The End of the World as We Know It" I'll feel fine.

I can hear Trump's voice explaining proudly that Carly Simon wrote that song about him.

REM would have to admit that, unlike "Born in the USA" being used by Reagan, this is one of the first examples of a right-wing politician using a thematically appropriate song to represent what their campaign means to America.

Schwarzenegger got Dee Snider to appear with him when he was first running for gov during the recall election.