The one of the left just dealt it and the one on the right just smelt it.

Huffington Post Blog is really the Pauline Kael of the 21st Century.

[Slow Clap]

You're too good for him.

Yeah. It was back when his nerd star was first beginning to rise and people were starting to accept him as Will Wheaton—man about the internet—and not as that asshole Wesley Crusher.

Will Wheaton used to write an article for the AV Club that was exactly that. It was called Games of our Lives, I believe. And it was awesome.

If your cool scale goes into the negative doesn't that make you hot?

It should be an option, but the remote should issue an electric shock whenever it's selected. Otherwise, how will they learn?

You know, some of us were too busy getting high while working at the local video rental store to sit at home at watch people get slimed on Nickelodeon all day. Get a menial job that you half-ass your way through you lazy bums!

I don't know… maybe… whatever…

Yeah. At least we Gen-Xers had the decency to hate ourselves and everything we stood for.

You know, the bankers are the real robbers.

Ctrl yourself!

Terribly phrased headline.

My mom broke her iphone screen and took it to a mall Apple store. They told her "can't fix, must replace." And it was out of warranty, so it was going to cost hundreds of dollars. But then, to the credit of one of the apple store employees, she took her aside and quietly told my mom that there was a mall kiosk guy…

My intense hatred of Apple's strategy of planned obsolesce comes from 20+ years of helping my parents with their iMacs. I've finally gotten them to accept that Apple just wants to keep taking their money to maintain the same functionality they are used to, but they are quite set in their computing ways.

Will [new Apple thing] be available on [old Apple thing]?

Apple
Wipe this smile onto your face!

Ooo. Not good. I won't get anything without expandable memory. Hopefully they learn their lesson. I like Samsung hardware otherwise.

Your Gil avatar makes that statement incredibly sad.