And then pay data fees to stream it. Nice racket they've got going.

Have you considered that perhaps your parents (and even some friends) are worse than Hitler?

Do iPhones have sd card slots? Because my android phone has 32g built in, a third of which is taken by the OS, and it would be practically useless to me without my 128g card.

I liked them better when it was all about the drumming and grease paint.

Total asshole, considering that monkeys are always sold by the barrel-full.

Why not buy some pot?

If you're looking for a similar experience: buy a puppy, learn to love it, then watch it die while listening to the album "Let It Be". For an extra effect: take it to the roof of a building and pretend it's not dying for about 20 minutes. Have a friend pretend to be Billy Preston see if he can make you ignore the…

Matthew? Rick? Tyler? Commodore? You have to help me out here.

The Monkees weren't about music, A.V. Club! They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval!

I'm Gonna Buy Me a Dog. But only when I was four.

Last Train to Clarksville is a fun one to play. It's starts strong and doesn't let up.

Are we at peak alcohol-makes-a-person-funny-and-interesting yet? Hey 20 and 30 year olds, you know that this is all coming crashing down in the next decade-and-a-half, right? You know this isn't sustainable, right?

Give it time. Give it time.

This ain't your father's undertaker!

Just blow on the cartridge connectors. It'll be fine.

I'd like to see them release games on December 7: a day that will live in WHIMSY!

That's an argument against the whole concept of law and wouldn't hold up in a court. Even the Supreme Court has five reliable votes against theocracy. Probably six with Roberts.

I never said I wasn't included in count of self-righteous here. I just recognize that making this about her character is counter productive. This is about the law. By focusing on he character that just tells them, "Nice try, next time come up with someone purer."

I don't know. But it turns out that the same self-defeating behavior is prevalent here. So I'm fine with what I posted and where I posted it.

Watching Show Me a Hero gave me the idea of fining her everyday until she issued the certificates. She would get a lot of support from the like-minded, but eventually it would run out and in the meantime, a lot of money would get drained from the bigot industrial complex.