Why does everyone have a problem with rebooting Jaws? Take off the nostalgia blinders, people, Jaws: The Revenge was not as good as you remember.

So this is the second "Dubsmash" article I've seen here recently. It looks like people lip-syncing while recording themselves with their phone. Is it an app called "Dubsmash?" I'm not being snide, I'm really confused as to why suddenly all the young people have decided to call "lip-syncing," "dubsmashing". If it is an…

Yeah, I was expecting to see her here for at least 1,2,3,4.

Of course we know that. But the rest of these heathens must be convinced through fire and steel.

And he ad-libbed "Bob's yer uncle" at the end of every line.

But she was ready to plant the change in his pocket to explain the metal detector going off.

Yeah, yeah. 1994 existed. We get it. You don't have to rub our noses in it.

Downvoted for beating Whovian to the punch.

So, we're calling "Darth Vader" English, are we?

I always judge scandals by the font size Huffington Post uses for the word "Disaster" that they put above a giant picture of Hilary frowning.

Damn, I forgot the cardinal rule of internet arguments: the first to quote Big Lebowski wins. Curse you Lupin Addams!

Most historians actually consider Chester A. Arthur to be our first Hipster president.

Are they ever?

I think you will find in the Rules of Sci-Fi TV Nerd Augments on the Internet that no, you cannot like two things. You must choose one piece of pop-culture ephemera to define yourself by and treat fans of anything else as subhuman. It's Nerd Law!!!!

Well then I think Lincoln Chafee has finally found his constituency. Now if you will excuse me, I've got a little show called Farscape to re-watch. And in case you can't tell due to the written word, I'm talking down to you.

Which is odd considering how long it's been since Journalism had anything to do with journals.

That was great, just great, but can you try that line again while being as offensive to gay people, black people and women as humanly possible?

They should re-boot Are You Being Served? set in an Apple Store.

He's on his eleventh re-watch of Babylon Five. And, I mean, it's not that good.

Well, it didn't happen in the State Department and can't be pinned on Hillary, so it way more important for us to be going through her email trying to find embarrassing television choices. And in the meantime, don't you want some shiny new shows from Apple!