And a hand crank ignition!

"Hey, Guys! We're getting the team back together!"

This guy seems to know a lot about beehives. This clearly isn't his first Scout restoration.

"Rock N Roll Bees." I like that.

The only appropriate 1970's GM station wagon of that era is the Vista Cruiser. The End.

Don't worry. With an attitude like that, you won't exist in sales for much longer.

I think the answer is obvious.

I'm all for a good laugh, but that was pretty weak.

I actually found it to be much more homoerotic than homophobic. Some people like seeing Halford in his assless chaps

that's the most phallic flight path I've ever seen.

You're taking the "Here's a used luxury or performance vehicle for less than the price of a bread-and-butter car like the Toyota Camry" column too seriously.

Next question?

I'm a mid-level passenger. I have a spoiler but still ride on tiny 15" alloys.

Don't we all. Don't we all. (Philosophy here.)

I liked how you phrased that — "base model passenger."

According to United, he was two thousand and late.

I guess I should have shown up E to the A to the E A R L I E R

The best educations can be made from banned books.

Ferrari Montana is my drag name.