OK so I love to watch golf for quality Sunday Napping HOWEVER, It has gotten to be far less relaxing since Joe Buck started spewing out stats and generally just hollering the whole time. The appeal to taking a golf nap is the beautiful scenery and the gentle murmur of the announcers every now and then, its relaxing.…

What a moron, looka this stupid-ass bear!

I let a friend borrow a shirt so we could go golfing a year or two ago, and I go that shirt back as a christmas present, washed and folded. Not only was I surprised, but I genuinely felt bad for not having a present to give back.

This. Why is everybody pretending that shit is good?

Fuck +1

As someone who went to grad school in the ‘Sip and also plays piano, this guy is a major dumbass. There are free pianos all over that state.

Sousaphone, that’s tuba for all you non-marchers

I think that was the whole point of that book: Nature is way more badass than you are

LS SWAP

Wow I would expect this from the real FIFA, but the video game is shady too. SAD!

Will never not +1

Counterpoint: Accounting Majors are not Bullshit

shareholders=owners; no need for the “private companies” statement

Cait ain’t lookin’ so good these days

Cait isn’t looking do good

Green has been a pretty dirty player the whole time, I’m glad the refs are finally starting to notice.

dinghy?

WTF over easy is obviously the best way to cook eggs. I ain’t tryin to get salmonella but I damn sure want runny yolk

Coming from a sousaphone player, it is probably the trumpet or flute/piccolo. The most pretentious people want to play the highest notes as loud as possible, and annoy the everloving shit out of everyone else.

Your and ass, hole. You ignore science just to call people mysoginists