Always welcome. Look for “open meetings” as opposed to “closed meetings” if you’re really concerned about whether you belong or not. They can be very helpful to people at all stages.

I always read comments from you here (unless there is another commentor with a Ron Burgundy picture) and it is always a joke or something. Seeing this comment now is very wholesome, great advice!

Don’t do Yoda like that

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Mmmm?

Oh, there’s always a doink my friend.

It always fucking happens. The Chiefs are so consistently frustrating in this regard. The Royals have the decency to just outright suck most of the time, we know that, we kinda like them anyway, and 2014-2015 were nice pleasant surprises we got to enjoy before returning to the status quo.

Neither will the blind guy.

Cause they are the Dolphins. God i hate this team so much. 

The Pat Mahomes Chiefs are going to be the reboot of the Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers, sans that time one ring(last year was The Chiefs chance). Sucks because Mahomes is set to God mode.

At least he didn’t make fun of our BBQ this time. 

Nick:

One of my Family’s most prized possessions is an unopened, still sealed, Whiskey Decanter from the year the Chiefs won the Superbowl. It was bought in anticipation that it would be drank the next time the Chiefs won a Superbowl.

Yes, that text from my mom was real, and yes I did wake up at 1:39PM Mountain Time.

Why would a team want to sign Clowney with the likelihood he’d be a one-year rental?

HOLY SHIT. I love the internet sometimes.

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…

We got a new coach my senior year of HS who instituted a drill where two players lined up 10 yards apart, and one would run full-speed and tackle the other who stood dead still with their arms straight up in the air. Now that I think about it, that guy should probably be in jail.

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.