And reality is having none of that shit.

A good thing about the Vikings; they recently built a new HQ in the suburb of Eagan, and they didn’t screw anybody for tax breaks when they did it. When the Cowboys wanted a new HQ, they basically put out a cattle call for tax breaks, but the Vikings bought the old Northwest Airlines site without any special benefits…

The status of the competitive eating portion of Saturday’s event is TBD

I would argue his takes are emblematic of someone who doesn’t think enough.

Your characterization of Jordan is almost too on point. 

Taco-eating contests make me want to join El Queso. 

This is nacho best way to go. 

Didnt think I'd be tearing up reading these letters , but Sam's story about his Dad got me. 

I’m a former Lions fan that used to live in Minneapolis. I was enough of a fan of my horrible team and their stupid league that I paid handsome sums to watch them in person on multiple occasions, both in my hometown of Minneapolis and in the squalid, shiny toilet bowl they call Ford Field. As a long-time Minnesotan,…

My experiences at US Bank Stadium (Ranked):

Surprised, no mention in the comments of the sex boat incident or when in 2003 the Vikings ran out of time to figure out who they were going to take in the draft and were docked a pick............Reminder, the Vikings had a sex boat incident and were docked a pick in 2003 because they couldn’t figure out who to draft…

Yea it now occurs to me, for all the shit you’ve talked about Matty Ice this year you follow a team whose QB is “What if Matt Ryan, but worse?”

I’m stuck in a mental Moebius strip from thinking about Kelly’s comment - how much of it is a slam of her sexual partners, and how much of it is a slam on Cousins? Is it like quantum physics, and it is simultaneously both yet neither? Definitely the right thing for my brain to be mulling on before a job interview...

Sam made me cry. First time ever from reading WYTS.

Do you live in my head? I've been saying Layer Cake got Craig the Bond role for years. Great movie. It ranks up there with The Flowers of War as a lesser known classic. 

My stock answer is always this, best movie and favorite movie are two different things. Best movie, Raging Bull or City of God (although there are probably 30 movies that could lay claim) Favorite movie, The Big Lebowski

I thought the same thing. Zero fucks given

She seems a little Weekend At Bernie's, someone check her pulse. 

Woman in the first row has nerves of steel or is brain dead.