Aren’t helmets intended to survive one crash before being replaced?  Wouldn’t players be better off wearing a new helmet more often?  Is it possible he just doesn’t want to practice and will wear the new helmet when games start?  Isn’t there more evidence for Shakespeare being the author than there is against it?  If…

I’m no expert but in that gif up top I see 13 flips, 17 twists and if I’m not mistaken there’s a Triple Lindy mixed in just for shits and giggles.

If the owner gets to wear this on his head then Antonio should be able to wear whatever he wants.

A team spokesperson noted that, for the Cardinals this season, Minegar’s was but the first of many wasted drives.

I knew without looking that the game was in Phoenix.  Griner only does this kind of shit at home.  

You can only hope to contain him.

The Cincinnati Reds set the record for most home runs allowed in a season with 258 in 2016.

No, that’s a bitch move.  

I felt that way after reading the Jets one, then the Falcons one, and now this one. Those are my top three, with the Giants and Raiders rounding out the top five. He’s just building on each column and reaching new milestones of hate and incisive hilarity.

Other ‘Why Your Team Sucks’ are funny if sometimes wearying on the soul, the Washington ones are genuinely depressing (mostly due to off-the-field stuff.)

It takes a lot of effort to saw through a well-done steak. Even more effort to get the ketchup out of the bottle.

The only positive thing the Skins contributed to society was signing Joe Johnson and Mark Sanchez definitively proving that Kaepernick was indeed blacklisted by the league. It probably was the driving force in the NFL settling the case with him.

Poetry.  Matt, just poetry.

To hammer home how bad the injuries have been they had more players in the past 2 seasons finish on IR (47) than wins in the past 5 seasons (35).

oh my

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

The goddamn FedEx Field poet laureate.

One of their safeties got charged with assault. In a nice change of pace, he was charged of beating someone WITH his girlfriend, and not beating the girlfriend.

WITH his girlfriend? Like he picked her up and used her as a weapon?