A person with a head injury from blunt force trauma who also happens to be dead is the exact target audience for this joke. Which is why he gets it and we all don't.
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Because cocaine is famously unavailable in Miami.
Rex used to huff pantyhose ,so no biggie.
My deepest condolences.
Gary got the joke. From his corner office. Surprised you didn’t hear him guffawing!
This is what a degree from film school is for.
You see...the joke is they’re playing badly because they’ve been bribed by the “drug cartel” (you know those guys) to throw games. The conceit being that the drug cartel would bet against the pitcher’s team, who would blow the games and the drug cartel would then collect a lot of money in winnings.
you get it, it’s just that it’s not funny and it is racist
Skid Bream: “Everyone is picking the Falcons AGAIN to make the Super Bowl and they are fools”
I have a theory that Matt Ryan is nobody’s favorite player. Anywhere. Even people with his jersey have other Falcons they like more. I encountered a random Falcons fan on Twitter one time and asked him about it. Verbatim, this is his response:
A Falcons fan came to my friend’s bar during brunch by himself in a Jamal Anderson jersey (shortly after the latter’s arrest for taking his cock out when he shouldn’t). He then drank sangria until he passed out. This story doesn’t have a punchline I just remember him being the saddest person in America.
Matt Ryan looks like he just let out the world’s most toxic fart in that photo, where it would kill 1,000 people around him if they happened to be in the vicinity around him during that moment in time. Also, that still wouldn’t have wound up killing as many people as 28-3 did.
Speaking as a pathetic Falcons fan, I think all Falcons fans acknowledge deep down they understood that entering the second half, they ought to prepare themselves for a legitimate historic, mind blowing meltdown/comeback that would make the Falcons the NFL’s justifiably permanent laughing stock. Forever.
I can’t stand Sterling. I do love however when he misjudges a hit, and since he has to launch into his routine so early to get it all in, you hear “IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS.....oh, did he catch it? Oh. That‘s the second out at Aaron Judge pops out to the 3rd baseman.”
The Warriors were never—and were never going to be—Kevin Durant’s team. That was Steph’s team. Always were, always will be. KD went there knowing that. After all, it was KD’s Thunder that had Steph’s, 73-9 Warriors down 3-1 in the Western Conference Finals. It was KD’s Thunder that had an eight-point lead, at home,…
Dude everyone knows it’s the quality, not the quantity, that’s important.
As a lifelong displaced DolFan myself, I’ll offer a counterpoint to you and CrapCan: I’ve maintained sole loyalty to only Miami and all its done is have me waiting for their games to end so I can watch functional teams play enjoyable brands of football, while everyone around me seems to enjoy a healthier balance of…
It’s called Uberman and has been a bizarre small internet community for a number of years now. It was created as a joke, as the creator of it flatly admits, but nonetheless there’s this really weird collection of people who claim they do it inspired by him. They almost certainly don’t. It is not remotely plausible for…