Tom Beef’O’Brady ... congrats.

Ben, my tiny, tiny dude. “Just behind Brandon Jennings, and ahead of Jared Dudley” isn’t doing the work you think it’s doing.

I think I found the root of your problem

YEAH we have!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also this is all we have)

went to college there, left, will never go back. To sum up my experience in the best Wisconsin way, I had a higher up co-worker say to me “you’ve got a bright future, but if you want to move up you need a new girlfriend.” She was Asian. That didn’t go over in WI. I left and married her. 

lol, there’s that delusion we all share.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

I know this has been said frequently, but it is still baffling to me we’re into the third week of WYTS and we’ve gotten to the Packers before the Browns.

I forgot it was released in late December 1997. But 1998 in somewhere else. Confusing time.

In other Washington news, the White House has made a job offer to Benito Mussolini, hoping to leverage his experience overcoming syphilitic dementia. 

Don’t forget,

Let’s Remember Some Movies: 1998

Worked with a retired Bengals lineman who had moved on to do some television, told me the first thing Ki-Jana Carter did after reporting to the Bengals as the #1 overall pick was to buy brand new towels for the locker room, because the existing ones were so threadbare and worn.

“50th Consecutive Jets First Round Draft Pick is Determined to Bust.”

I had a friend who dated a woman from Ohio in college. When she dumped him, he referred to her as that “worthless, Ohio, piece of shit.” One of my other friends fired back, “no need to say the same thing three times. We get the point.” 

No lie, I had a traumatic flashback when I saw the picture of his feet. I had blisters that covered the bottoms of my feet once, and it was in fact after spending two 100 degree days on the beach playing in a sand volleyball tournament. The whole sole of both feet blistered, cracked and then peeled off. Couldn’t walk…

Shut WYTS down for the year, guys, we’re not gonna top this.

This team remains about as enjoyable as sex after couples therapy.

I think watching the Jags play the Bengals would be enough to kill most people.

The last time this team won a playoff game, the first person to interview the head coach & QB was a black-glove-wearing OJ Simpson.