“At no time have we EVER sent Cossacks to kill any African players on our own team.”
Forever? Phoever.
Unless the Phillies are all in on this season, the smart move would be to trade the Phanatic for a mascot with more years of team control left on his deal.
No, they do that too. Having lived there, Russia is one of the most virulently racist places I’ve ever seen, including even for “lesser” gradations of white (especially literal Caucasians). If ethnic Russians use the n-word for Georgians and Armenians, do you really want to dig into the cesspit to find what they think…
“if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle”
“C Biscuit Stables,” company sounds like horseshit to me.
I was skeptical when Trump said that modern netting was safe and doesn’t block your view at all. But he was right: no collision, no obstruction!
I like to chide people for talking in general terms, because it is really easy to put things into terms that everyday people can understand, it just takes a little thought. Like in this case, his contract is worth about 2^12 Garys.
Damn, I can’t parallel park for shit even in nearby areas that are less challenging such as Queen Ann
I see someone was paying attention to the multiple choice questions!
Best summary yet. Would love to get you started on “franchise tag”...
RIP Gary.
Yeah, it’s a little revisionist because of the Knicks era in particular, but there was a good decade stretch where he was legitimately a great player. Maybe not a great all-around player, but he didn’t fluke or usage into those 28 a night for years and years, he was a legitimate terrifying offensive player for some…
When you’re a 35 year old former first option, you have to make the choice between being an Iverson or a Vince Carter.
Time’s Up, ME7O
I was stationed at Ft Carson back in the Elway playing days. I figured out very quickly that I could have a reasonable conversation with most Broncos fans about anything football except the Broncos.
I’m from Denver. Lived here more than 45 years. Everything in this piece is true. I’m rooting for the Chiefs this year. Elway’s gotta go... like away, like “out of the state” away. Anybody want him? He’ll sell you mortgages. You’ll love it. No takers? It’s gonna be a looooong 2020 decade, I guess.
After Jim Harbaugh left the 49ers, Vic Fangio interviewed to replace him. They went with Jim Tomsula instead.
John Elway: We’ve hired a new coach, and he was the best in the league last year!