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Ok I am not proud of this but the video made me laugh. Glad she is ok and yes she should have zero trust in her parents from now on. In fact any time they tell her to do anything she should be like “Remember when you said I should get closer to the Bison, that everything should be ok. Yeah, I’ll get a second opinion

That bison’s friends need to have an intervention about his toupee.

Actually, hold my non-caffeinated cola, please 

My dad is a Catholic. His strongest religious conviction is not the word of the Pope, that the church is infallible, or any of the usually bigotry. It is that Joe Namath sold his soul to Satan to win Super Bowl III. He’s not even a Jets fan and he tells me this story at least a dozen times every football season. 

NBA owners, fix your antiquated rules.

Hey, guys. What’s the scene?

This is incorrect. Try as they might, the Jets can never suck as hard as my Bills. I know this because I vividly remember stabbing a football in my dorm when the Bills lost to the Browns on Monday Night Football in 2008.

As a Bears fan living in NJ, missing a Bears game is no big deal because I can just watch them all play again 4 years later as Jets.

That home theater is literally everything I’ve ever wanted. To sit, alone. I wouldn’t even need a movie to be playing. 

I can totally identify with failing to score because you’re too tired.

“The reason I keep getting hired is culture,” Williams said. “Culture beats strategy any day of the week.”

All I want is to be able to legitimately look down on the Bills again.

The realtor made him clean it up for the photos

That’s the greatest home theater I’ve ever seen.

Clearly the weight room was turned into the table tennis room. 100% on point for Phil, and a choice any of us would make

With a tree branch ?

What do Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel have in common?

He should switch his accountant. 

He probably has a financial advisor. I suggest he switches.

Sad story in light of plenty of pieces in recent years (here, here, and here) about the financial pitfalls athletes face.

AP needs a good financial advisor to bring discipline to his finances and whip it into shape.