I craft them with curmudgeonly care for the Stars!  

According to a production assistance agreement, Paramount Pictures Corp. was given a tremendous amount of access to Naval facilities and personnel in California, Nevada and Washington state — including permission to fly aircraft, place cameras on and in F/A-18 Super Hornets and Navy helicopters, as well as…

Any other fast food item is to be binged in a disgusting display shortly after purchase and then thrown away out in the dumpster so your spouse does not see what you’ve done again

She and Pete have probably already interacted on some sort of healing crystals message board.

Kawhi has developed a special recipe for mayonnaise that has all the fat of regular mayonnaise but even less flavor. It’s like 120 calorie water.

When our oft-injured, MAGA-chud of a pass rusher tweaked his hamstring during offseason workouts my brother in law texted me “Bosa the Broken”. I cannot stop calling him that now.

At this point, this team has robbed me of all joy. Our once 20+ strong group of tailgaters has diminished to 5 people who maybe show up to 4 …

God? No God.

He’s a total toolbag and gets a pass because he acts like an introvert. That shit he pulled in San Antonio was interesting to say the least. I hope we find out the true story of all that one day, all we can hope is that someone tells it to Magic Johnson. Can’t really deny Kawhi’s basketball ability though, he’s a…

Obviously, his most famous moment came with butt to his face. But never forget that he was the Jets’ starting QB in this game:

Agreed that Kawhi is a diva: that crap he pulled on San Antonio was awful and journos haven’t given him enough stick for it, probably to retain access. But divas don’t care about saving face; I think if he is a source for this story, he’s doing it to create more Lakers turmoil.

Why Your Workplace Sucks: Gary Edition

Fucking Gary.

Good. From everything I've read, fuck that guy.

“You have to get more into my body.”

I liked in Phil’s “The Last Season” that he summed up Duncan’s attitude contrasting to his own stars as such: Duncan would complain about fouls called on any teammate, Shaq and Kobe would only bitch about calls that they were whistled for.

He was only able to steal your idea because you talked about it. You know the First Rule of Water Club...

Like getting charged with rape? Yes.

Please let me know when Ronaldo’s sister weighs in.  I’ve not had my full dose of crazy today.

Larry Fitz is clearly positioning himself to become governor of Arizona when he retires. His slogan could simply be “You Owe Me This”

I got dumped this morning but Drew you just made my day.