Left arm, jerk. Just kidding.

I PUT A FUCKING SOCK ON THE DOOR, CHRIS, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

As the husband of a therapist, I can confirm this necessity.

Asking for a priest who’s a babysitter?

Jokes on you. This was an inside hit by your therapist to get you to come in and talk about it.

you need to check the couch for stains

now you have something new to talk about with your therapist.  

The fine print on the back of the tickets is quite explicit: “USE OF DEADLY FORCE IS AUTHORIZED.”

+1 Kyle

I doubt he’ll be there the whole season...give Miami a couple months before they realize that adding him gives them a much better shot and they relent on the draft picks.  I don’t think the trade got hung up over the Thunder wanting the Heat to be bad, rather not wanting to have to give up protections or give back…

He’s not the carefree trickster we want, but he is the carefree trickster we need...

Free Chris Paul

Even by himself he nearly got all the way to the area between the 5 and 1 positions. 

Worth it.

They currently have a Bacon Chedder Brisket sandwich that is pretty fantastic.

Are you people blind??

11 The song “Gary, Indiana” from The Music Man getting stuck- complete with lisp- in your head

He was let go because he’s the only guy in Iowa with a personality

Damn, Gary.

fart in his yogurt instead?