Jesus, is this the same Gary from work?? You can’t seem to shake that fucking guy

If I was commenting on this article, then I would be commenting on this article

Somewhere, Rex Ryan is scrambling to find a way to superimpose his face onto Shaq’s in that footage.

Wait. Homeboy gets his hair cut only 4-6 times a year?

One of my greatest memories as an adolescent was going with my grandmother at 6 in the morning to go to the Wisconsin River and catching breakfast. When we returned home she cleaned and cooked them so everyone could enjoy a terrific meal. My grandma was awesome.

The moat-and-wall thing was settled hundreds of years ago. It goes in front for a good reason.

So let’s say the roughly half a million people who signed up to storm Area 51 actually show up and go through with it. Will the US blow them all up to protect our alien secrets?

Do you think it’s that he’s not allowed to drink anymore?

You see, this is why I’m moving on from Deadspin and their constant focus on politcs and heading more and more over to the Ringer where they are talking about the things that really matter to me as a sports fan like which Rom-Com from 2003 holds up the best. 

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

fukkin gary

New York Red Bulls

“Sauces” are sources from within any Boston-area team. 

Or took a called strike three straight down the middle, thinking the count was 0-2.

“Man, it smells great in here. A little pungent, but great. Is that wing sauce?”

Adam Schefter sold out wrong. That’s why, when I sell out, I use GoDaddy.com. GoDaddy offers affordable rates on web hosting and the sell out package comes with a new Tesla! #GoDaddyKinjaPartner

“The Real Woj Bombs are made by the great men and women at Northrop Grumman” 

I’m hearing from multiple sauces that this will go down as the deal of the season. 

In the header image of JR playing baseball, I’m assuming that hit a line drive to right field and ran to 3rd.

Yes, they still have to pay him, and yes it counts against the cap In Smith’s case only $4.4 million of the total was guaranteed, and the Cavs stretched it over three years, so only $1.4M-ish counts against the cap this year.