The force is not with him

damn man, you really hate the Yankees, and I’m here for it

It gets better as he gets older. Soon, the two of you will be sitting on a fishing boat in complete silence 

Did anyone see this survey they talk about? I spend an unholy amount of time on this website and I have no recollection of any survey. The bit about ads on phones though—I’m intimately familiar and frustrated with that.

yea for sure it was an example of why all the other submissions were miserable in their fandom. pretty well played I think

I’ve never been mad on tv

Of course not. You can’t put a price on the safety of your family.

This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.

If I remember correctly they didn’t allow the ncaa team to score a single point in the next scrimmage

I broke my tibia a little over two years ago today and I’m still dunking on kids on the six foot basket at my local Y. This is inexcusable.

hang in there

That second fellow is here for a good time 

Look at the lady in the first row next to Adam Silver. That is serial killer level of chill.

Wait a minute the guys name was Gary?

Office space is solid

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I read at a 36 year old level

I agree it’s over-played but it’s still good

I doubt that 

Layer Cake is the best movie most people haven’t seen. It’s largely why Daniel Craig got the James Bond role.