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Fuckin Gary

That motherfucker refuses to stop eating burritos on the conference call 

His uncle is middle management. I’m working on it.

Someone needs a timeout

Watch your language please there are children on this web site

“how do we get rid of Gary” is conspicuously missing

Frankly the only politics I’m interested in are the ones where I undermine and frame Gary for arson so I get the corner office and he’s either fired or, at best, sent to the basement. Those are my kind of politics

If it burns on the way in you probably need to shop around a little more, or so I’m told

How dare you demean the Flintstones like that

She’s just Jenny from the block

If I understand all of this correctly, Lin was lecturing young Thai prospects about what to expect in the NBA. He wasn’t lamenting that the ride wasn’t worth it; he was educating about expectations for anyone in the NBA. That’s very different than pissing into the wind. He’s talking to kids about expectations from…

Looks an awful lot like Gary from the office trying to borrow the bathroom key from me after he forgot his (again)

I tweaked my leg on the way to the train six months ago and haven’t been to work since. This is just good science now:

If you’re reading this comment, you are the resistance 

If this is true then it’s also entirely possible that the dude who fights told the driving dude to get the fuck out of there with the women.

I mean it’s fun to make fun of him but if I was an nba franchise owner I would be that and more.

Ray, if they want to tamper, I say let them tamper. This is America for gods sake

I hope he beats this 

No but I’m not a doctor