That second photo of him playing tennis is the cover shot for the new British space program to land on the moon

As a heat fan, I have no sympathy for you.

I mean this with no snark, as a younger dude, i really enjoy your humorous takes on the past. Especially the one about shooting people at Area 51 

I don’t know who Marianne Williamson is but now I hate her 

Agreed. Someone is trying to save face, and I think it is Leonard. Also can we talk about how Leonard is a total diva but gets away with it because he’s “quiet.” And I’ve never understood all of this “oooh whoever can keep quiet can land Leonard.” We are all going to find out eventually anyway. What secret is he…

I’d like to see him try this bullshit at my local Y. Me and jimmy would run him out of the gym. Pick on someone your own size, coward

how dare you 

At the end Gary has to die

This is like when Gary started in the office and asked me for some help:

Similarly, I refuse to share the office kitchen with Gary after he stole my idea to start a water club.

Huge. It’s why he hasn’t been fired or suspended.

Interesting. I usually do it in nothing but shorts and a smile

I play polo-style from the golf cart without ever once stopping the cart completely. He knows nothing about slow play frustration.

It was the kinja switchover 

What mischief got you grayed

the ol’ switcheroo!

Gabe, this is exactly why I’m not a professional fighter

Lost my right arm, can’t give no hi-fives

I hadn’t considered that my therapist even had sex. Now I can’t get it out of my head and won’t sleep for two days. Thanks 

No I was there in 87 and it’s worse than trying to get on space mountain at disney