Tyler Johnson: 4yr/$50m

Speak for yourself frenchie. The ‘11 draft was insane. Kyrie, Kawhi, Kemba, Klay. All big time players

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And was nowhere to be found, much to the delight of heat fans such as myself.

I had the 3 am nickname first, given to me for my criminal history of trying to get into a grocery store for cigarettes after an unintentional 3 hour couch nap 

Was this during

Are you ready for this: Barrett will win it next year. Book it and give me some odds 

Nair in the shampoo bottle is dirty. Are you a contract killer 

Respond in kind. Everyone gets a body slam. If they keep chirping, then it’s icy hot in a jock strap. How else do you think, snowflake ?

If the reporter had handled this like a real man, it wouldn’t even be an issue.

“No more trade until we get the wall. No more. Trade. You haven’t won a major championship in, what, three weeks? What are these little triscuit things that you brought? *looks left* do you know what these are? *looks back right* he doesn’t know what these are. Around here we bring biscuits. Big wall. You have to…

I think he means it’s too easy for the ncaa to apply pressure to any one individual state at a time and threaten disparate treatment. His point I think is that it will have to happen at the federal level 

Joe, your mom sucked. A lot.

Reporters are so soft now. I remember the days of Herbert McGoo, Joe Dribbler, Dick Frank, Johnny Johnson, Big Jim Pincus, Wally Habbermaster, and their ilk. They’d get a quote out of ty Cobb or honus Wagner if it meant a fight. If you thought you could throw McGoo out of the clubhouse he would patiently oblige and…

Exhibit A for why I never played in the minors 

That level of shame and disgust for a home run is typically reserved for when you pay for it

Stout

draft jeffvanhungry 

Grit

That kid looks like the “edgy” character the Sandlot remake needs