You monster

This is exactly how it does not happen. 

Sorry about your wife

god dammit we took Bol Bol in the second round

Go home gandalph. Warriors fans are afforded no fun in the draft 

heat fan. I like our pick. We need shooting in a bad way and I would just like to take a moment to thank god that we didn’t take Bol Bol.

I don’t completely understand what’s happening but god dammit I’m excited

Ok well even then everyone knows those boxes are for hide and seek and mean nothing about actually moving so we are on the same page 

i...i think you might be a little too invested in this

Recent history suggests that I shouldn’t even discuss football with the likes of you 

oh wow I didn’t know this and it has brightened up my day

In high school our coach used to end practices by setting our kicker up by like 50 yards, literally, in high school, and saying if kicker makes this, practice is over, if not, we run stadiums. The poor bastard never made one. I’m pretty sure our kicker went on to kill hitchbot or something.

LeBron still owes big z a title

This is like leaving your fantasy team in the care of your drunk uncle while you’re on vacation. At least he had some fun!

If it makes you feel any better, and it should, our greatest contributions to the sports world, in order, are jay cutler, David price, Will Perdue, skip bayless, and twice defeating the two time champion Noah/Horford gators at home.

There’s no question, deniro and Kilmer were involved. Cut the feed. Pacino will figure it out, but for now, let’s get out of the states

It’s a they’re dead joke

Not to be overly cynical, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the three men pictured above will remain “at large” indefinitely.

Ty lue is available. He turned down the lakers, that’s gotta be a plus right? Hinkie, he’s watching the phone. Danny ferry has got to be available too.

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