I’m gonna have to own you here now. Watch your step sid.

Username checks out! I played wide receiver so yes I was soft 

Low hanging fruit. I would have expected more from you.

Engaged

I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like, but I did grow up in a place and part of a place that wasn’t privileged. I lived on pickup courts for maybe ten years. If that shit happened on the sideline of the pickup court, the dude is going home bleeding. Personally I think it should be the same here. If you fuck…

Albert, by god I’ll do it. First order of business would be sign Durant and kyrie, and then trade wall for Giannis. We are going to need some shooting so let’s get Middleton. He plays well with Giannis right? Big guy, need one of those too. I’m going with cousins. Can’t forget about the bench. Klay Thompson, he leads…

*tips hat*

He’s pretty cool actually

the important thing is that everybody tried hard and had fun

I sincerely hope this woman is ok. Now. With that out of the way, I cannot stop laughing hysterically and my bartender says I have no soul. I imagine the lady is in there thinking “this is it. I’m going out in a whirl of adrenaline and blood to the head. I should have stayed in the goddam desert.”

+1

Capital hill has all night 1/2 price on Wednesday’s 

The best and easiest way to eat salad (leaf and crouton) is to pick up a fistful and put it in your mouth. If you’re into dressing (I am), before you chew you then squirt the dressing in your mouth. Repeat until satisfied.

it was blue moon cap hill

Maybe if you ask nicely

It’s not a charge if your feet are moving 

Are you not?

Fraud is inconceivably difficult to prove. You have to have scienter which basically means you’ve got an email to show that some dude at Nike wants to steal the deal and nobody can be the wiser.

Gabe, this is why I keep my head down in the Ale House. This Joshua guy is an amateur.

You make a good point about the story being a natural part of deadspins coverage. I think maybe we are both right. Deadspin should definitely cover this, but I also think there is definitely (and understandably) a personal angle. If that makes sense