I personally love this. In a world in which I have to live with the warriors, absolutely nothing is more satisfying than seeing a guy like dame and a guy like C.J. go right at them. Street fight style. They’ll lose, but they are so antithetical that it’s almost like getting to see good v evil in real life. Hook it to…

get out 

Judgment day. Something pope is not afraid of 

I’m jealous. My older brother won’t call or tweet me for anything other than the car and 300 cash at 2 am

Joey in Philly is TRIGGERED

Counterpoint: they will absolutely David the Goliath. I’m 100 percent on this bandwagon now and want to see them decimate the dub punks

this is the good shit

Tommy, there’s nothing like a recipe come to roost. He kneaded it, breaded it, threw it down on the counter with alarming violence if we are quite honest, and then, there it is. Bread. You never would have expected that and as annoying it is with the apartment at about 145, it ends up ok. I don’t think it was worth it…

I am fucking stanning the blazers and I will fight you tech bros wherever you are if you can find me I don’t know where I am hell yes let’s do some basketball 

I must say I nearly tipped over the French dip when they won. I had to watch the last few minutes through a fractured screen after one brutally serious protest over a call. But let’s get this. Fritos, queso, and the blazers. It can’t be better

That and it wouldn’t be fair. We have to keep some sort of semblance of a competitive league

Gabe, is why I don’t play professional basketball. Too many people out to get you.

Dude this is worse. 

I’m in rehab. It’s twerible man

I’ll break character and actually break this down. On the surface, this year is worse. Durant went down. Houston had to win one at home, and then take one on the road, with no Durant.

We can give them the alphabet, but we have a hard stop on giving them lunch

Surprisingly few of them are backwards

Gabe, I have no idea what is happening there, but goddam it’s exciting

I remember the first patriots SB win when vinaterri or whoever it was hit the field goal to win it and being elated. They all ran out on the field for intros together rather than the usual individual intros. I was actually rooting for them in that game. It seemed novel. It was fun

dude. That’s not a great way to make friends