With my team out of the playoffs I picked the blazers. It’s precarious and quite likely futile, but GOD DAMN it is fun

Real answer: nobody

You’re a State Farm 

I hate the warriors with the passion of one thousand suns. But man, shit, it was cool to see them acting like the warriors of a few years ago. I don’t know how to reconcile this other than to make some pizza rolls and have one more coors light and say

After I read the bit about diarrhea I promptly posted 35 posters on my block saying “please wash your hands” and then pulled up a lawn chair and a beer and megaphone and said wash your hands through it to everyone who walked by 

Tony’s

I do stand to the right so you crazy people can ignore modern technology at your leisure

Why do people walk up an escalator? Do these same people jump in an elevator ? I can’t make sense of it

Tom, that’s great stuff for a Friday. Big Spider-Man fan here. May I ask when we get to crown Pope Thrower?

My shirt honors someone who rows. John? James? I don’t know. But I’m proud of it

If I understand correctly it was supposed to be a fade, not a hook

i went the office job route instead of declaring for the draft and regret it to this day

We are only like 3 days removed from cinco de Mayo. If I had 13 tacos I bet he had exponentially more. Who among us doesn’t need more time? He’ll be fine in game six just like I’ll probably not be fine at the staff meeting Thursday

I’m not rom but I do know rom

130 am Wednesday. Drinks and bagels available. Two forms of id.

I don’t care who your team is, you’ve got to love it when he fries the rice right in front of them. They didn’t even know about that step where you put it on a baking sheet and dry it out like that. But they will never forget it. Elevate and cook young man.

They’re a little short in the evidence yea?

clutch shooter. Doesn’t even need both shoes. Bargain deal

Should have gone with spo and riley, then signed Chris bosh and mike miller, traded for Kevin love, bring ray Allen in for game six, kyrie for game seven, provoke Draymond to kick some one in the pills, have silver send Durant back to okc, moved the team to the east and, most importantly, added delly as a glue guy.

I saw this comment the first time you did it and lost my shit. My comment above was styled on it