Might be time to revisit this article, eh?

For no good reason, your post was read in the voice of the Geico gecko.

Peeves at first glance:

*SMS texting isn't ready yet, because you must have iOS 8.1, and that isn't out yet.

Yes, yes I do. But I digress. Who is to say what the threshold is for computers, once they're able to learn on their own? That's all I'm saying. The information is out there; they simply have to compile it.

Scroll buttons 3.0!!!

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you don't suspect Baby will learn to port herself elsewhere? Crack compatibility issues? Computers can do WAY more than simply what we know to tell them. Don't be naive.

Huh. That's odd. . .