Fucking Charlie Hustle there out front.

I can’t believe people actually thought the Ouya was going to be anything but a total failure. I got called some really hateful shit for pointing it out back in the day, too.

Don’t we all kind of want Wes Welker to stop for his own health? Wes, it’s cool; we like you and you can just do Molly and go to horse races for the rest of your life.

“If English was good enough for Jesus...”

I AGREE

What is it with people on the Internet always comparing things and downplaying other people’s works? It’s always negative, negative, negative. Is it so hard to at least acknowledge that this particular piece of work is pretty nice by itself?

Looks like Blanka and Akuma had a baby.

AND IF YOU’RE NOT OKAY WITH THAT THEN YOU’RE INTOLERANT.

From the dictionary.com

THANK YOU! YOUR STATUE IS FOOLING NO ONE, JAPAN

I could buy a house in Wisconsin for 60-80 grand easy.

Haters gonna hate.

A tiny picture that’s completely optional and in no way affects your gameplay. If this gave a competitive advantage then I’d get being outraged, but this is just so easy to ignore.

Except vegetables .... and gifs of cats!

I saw the headline and figured this was posted on ROYGBIV.

Some Bears Reenacted The Mayweather-Pacquiao Fight Near Some Garbage

So you’re like Red, in that he’s the only guilty man in Shawshank.

“Aron! What are you drinking for?!?”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

You’re right, we’re totally in the pocket of big publishers and would never call out their terrible anti-consumer practices.