Calling yourself a nerd seems like a humblebrag way to claim brains and depth.

“I don’t have a marketing degree,” A-Rod said, smiling.

I HAVE A JD AND A PHD AND I BILL MY TIME AT OVER $500 AN HOUR AND I AM READING YOUR COMMENT AND ALSO COMMENTING ON YOUR COMMENT AND APPRECIATING YOUR HARD WORK.

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ERIN AND SARAH’S MANSION IS THE SAME MANSION KOURTNEY AND SCOTT USED TO LIVE IN

So basically, the best way to avoid a farce of a game would be to have each team suit up as the other...

The dual maces in power stance just WRECK fools. It’s definitely OP.

Only a Deadspin writer would try to say Pareja somehow came out ahead in any way in that scenario.

While supporting the dichotomization of bears as being wholly "good" or "bad" trivializes the breadth and depth of existence and nuanced life experience that lies within every bear, I am forced to reach the conclusion that this is, in fact, a good bear.

Gronk really is having one hell of an offseason.

i love the gif of this girl! I miss my girls being that age. now they're just over it and too cool for everything.

Durian.

A confused Wayne Rooney keeps wondering why he can't swipe the picture right.

Andy Reid looks like a guy who thinks that the Cheesecake Factory is the fanciest restaurant around.

In terms of attire, Andy Reid's off-season kind is one long luau. Also, in terms of whole roasted pigs consumed.

Calling Goodell "The NFL's Barney Fife" is some fantastic Baby Boomer smack.

The BBB is such a fucking scam. You can literally buy your way to ratings. There have been various stories on it, which you can google.

Fuck Eric Striker. He's a linebacker on a D-I football team. What does he know about the plight of people who have to pay someone to be their friend?

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

I have a smart, mouthy four-year-old boy, and I do hit him when he does things like push, kick, or hit his little brother, because an eye for an eye. I always ask him, "how do you like that?"