I went to a Cards-Royals game in KC several years ago. Always the worst series because of how Cardinal fans flood the stadium in their Eckstein jerseys. My friends and I take our seats in front of some St. Louis chubs who immediately want to start some "friendly" banter about what a treat it will be for us to see a…

this comment is good. what is it, a period piece?

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

BACK IN MY DAY WE WORE 3 SUIT JACKETS WHILE WATCHING TV AND WENT SWIMMING IN WEDDING DRESSES.

My uncle works at Square Enix and he said they're also doing a sequel to Final Fantasy VIII.

Anne Perkins. last. Always and forever.

Yet.

Prosecute swatters as attempted murder.

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

Aaaaand I just realized that Fowler and Davis aren't the same guy.

screw that, I'm a big fan of the crazed scientist look

Jim Tomsula is the only one on the 49er coaching staff who refers to Jed York as "Mr. York".

Jim Tomsula doesn't care what one man puts in another man's cornhole, as long as its not Jim Tomsula's corn.

Jim Tomsula says he doesn't have any money to homeless people but he really does.

Jim Tomsula won't open wine that friends bring to dinner parties. He hoards it, then re-gifts the stuff at Christmas.

When Jim Tomsula forgets someone's name, he refers to them as "chief."

Jim Tomsula coordinates his wrist watch to his car clock, but doesn't ever check the time on his cell phone

Jim Tomsula signs all of his kids' homework, but he doesn't review it closely.

Feel free to pretend like you know all about Jim Tomsula