hmm..alright, scratching plan to make female Chinese sailor entirely out of plastic explosives....for now...

All the water? That’s too much territory - The World

Ya know, I fly a lot and sometimes I’m in the last batch of people to board. In those rare times I can’t find the overhead bin space I need, the attendants and also super helpful to hurry things along. I have never not found a place for my bag somewhere. Granted, sometimes its 20 rows behind me but you have to just…

Legitimate impersonation of a cop comes with a uniform that has tear away shorts. Or so I hear.

I’ld still be like” Oh man, not he Mercedes Benz 770! That was a nice car”