The airplane itself is a chore, Brian Switzer sounds like someone who really loves traveling new places. Just the chance to meet new people who speak and think and worship differently, and really immersing himself in the local cuisine and culture.

Tom Savage got knocked out in Houston and when he woke up he was in a Lions jersey.  Shaking your head yes during a seizure is consent in Texas

Christ, leave it to a Cardinals fan to make Tulowitzki’s retirement all about them.

Durkin thinks about the hundreds of kids who didn’t die. They keep him up at night. His bloodlust is unsated.

your fucking face is boilerplate

I appreciate it was a mistake but you’ve just given me my new favorite introductory clause.