@CptnGrammar: The corners are not rounded, it doesn't have a shoulder strap (which admittedly look metro at best but would be functional) and it is ugly. Other than being impractical and unattractive I think this is a fantastic product!

@AndroidTeamStrike: A person is not evil because they have money.

@Loonm: He probably gets to pick out a new iPod every year for free too.

@Jordan Roth: I completely support the banning of 70 year olds and I will continue to do so for about 30 more years.

@FluxDecapitator: Oh I rarely miss the opportunity for an inappropriate sexual comment.

@Nikkoli: Not many things I like more than a good pair of orbs.

@Hank Scorpio: Well you are not tricked by illusion as easily as the rest of us.

@FluxDecapitator: or just pull out. No telling what you will get if you conceive during the harvest moon!

@funkychunky: I never liked the Dead; even on acid.

We are f——d!

A descriptive and eloquent simile. Ok it is just descriptive.

"No this is not a joke." -Yes it is.

I freaking love this! It makes me want an iPad.

@Jordan Matthiass: Not when I am naked and covered in vegetable oil.

They couldn't make it a little thicker?

@macshome: Yeah but how does Photoshop run on it?

@MazdaMania: The Macbook Pro won't help. Women still are not going to like you.

@Walking Eye!: Oh that was well done.

@☆Giroro G66☆: Yes but Gizmodo found it sitting on a bar.

On the Internet? No. Holding my phone or DSLR for recording, yeah sometimes.