Hernandez must be the first one with the new handgun-shaped iphone 7

We finally have conclusive proof that while marijuana may not make you kill people, it does at the very least make you do a shitty shitty job of it.

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Don't bother — this dude definitely hates his mom.

Be honest though, how big of a microscope is needed to find your dick?

Hey bud, it gets better. I promise you, having a more positive outlook on life and others will get you the same treatment back in return. You're never going to mature holding onto such childish hatred and anger.

Hmmm- the pizza orders apparently came from Canadian phone numbers. Your profile name references early-'90s Ottawa rap group "Organized Rhyme."

oh thank goodness you've come to enlighten us.