To be obviously titled “The 569"

Zero Dark Thirty aged magnificently badly, especially when it was revealed the CIA lady she was based on was the torture queen of the CIA, help fumble the prevention of 9/11 and is married to a CIA chief turned Qanon crazy man.

can we talk about this instead?

I’ve heard some police officers who say that “Barney Miller” is still the most accurate depiction of police work on television.

You mean I will spend less than 6 hours in the ER and the ER doc won’t be doing my surgery? My wife made me watch one episode of ER decades ago and then banned me from watching medical shows with her forever after because I told her everything they got wrong. This is why the only medical show I ever enjoyed was Scrubs…

Took me a minute to figure out that “Fashion model turned ER physician Dr. Ruby Rose” never played Batwoman.

The Matrix: Reburial

I like their style a lot, but yeahh Resurrections would’ve been way better without all the random callbacks to the previous movies.

Now we need the Kate Bishop/Yelena Belova cross-country road trip limited series that we all deserve. HawkWidow? WidowHawk? The Belishop Adventures?

TUAYPCW

I forgot almost everything from the entire trilogy. I took the opportunity to see the original in IMAX a few weeks ago since I never watched in theaters. I’m glad I did, because even with the legwork they did in including all the previous footage, I would have been fairly lost right from the start. As it was, I had no…

“The plot is pretty Basic.”

At one point in Spaceballs, the characters watch themselves on a VHS tape of the movie they are currently making so they know where to go next.

“Tortured Exposition Dump” is me describing getting through a hangover after my last trip to Tijuana.

The Matrix vs. Terminator vs. Alien vs. Predator vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash vs. Batman v. Superman: Martha’s Revenge

Meta commentary has grown tired, in my opinion. Spaceballs did it best, and the last time I think I enjoyed it was in 22 Jump Street. It seems to work best in comedies, but WB seems to be struggling with the whole “haha look at us, mining our IP for cash!” meta-angle, since it’s not as cute as they want us to think it…

Surely given the subject matter of the film, the grade should have been C++?

I’d been thinking about a GTI SE with the upgraded seats. It ticks every box I could want. Manual, hatchback, all the comfort options like ventilated seats and a heated steering wheel... but then VW decided that infotainment was a good idea. The *best* thing I’ve heard about it is that maybe it would be tolerable in…

That trailer was a long walk for a short drink of water.

Agents of SHIELD at 9th? That’s some weapons grade bullshit right there. You have to do better AV Club (again).