Oh for Christ’s sake. Did I say anything sexual or disrespectful about her in any way? Women tell each other they look beautiful all the time, but if a guy she will never meet on the internet says it he’s a MRA neckbeard troll, right? And I’m sure it makes zero difference to you that I also admire her intelligence,…

I really do feel bad for the all the federal employees affected by this, but a large part of me is rubbing my hands in glee at the prospect of these Republican motherfuckers getting what’s coming to them. Decades of institutional and moral rot have left them a party incapable of governing in any way that isn’t…

Man, Jessica Chastain is beautiful. She’s like a human version of Jessica Rabbit.

I’m not sure if he was ever explicitly told, but he saw all the other boxes in the warehouse, so it’s possible he at least assumes?

I blame the Kinja-smoking Man.

That purple blood gushing everywhere was just a fantastic visual.

I had to.

Since “The Magicians” isn’t getting its own reviews any more:
I can’t be the only one who loved Eliot’s version of Voyage of the Dawn Treader with his log-clutching wife and two-month-old daughter who is now a teenager with a major case of Faerie Stockholm Syndrome.

HALT & CATCH FIRE? SERIOUSLY!!!
ALSO KINJA BLOWS SO SO SO SO MUCH

I had to specifically look for this review under the “TV Club” tab, it wasn’t on the main page... maybe that’s part of the low comment count?

Kinja Fucking jacks. Navigating this website is bullshit. Old reviews are blank spaces.

The Good Place had the best first season of any comedy since at least Arrested Development, maybe ever.

Cheers to AMC for not bleeping out that F-bomb. It would have robbed the moment of its impact.
It’s bothering me that the Eugene In Hell storyline is both the show’s most compelling and the plot that it spends the least time on. The rising tension between Cassidy and Denis is interesting, too. The “search for God”…

I’m sure this was covered in the pre-Kinjapocalypse comments, but the “Just because I don’t blind my disciples…” line was a reference to Gao’s blind, culty heroin packagers/couriers from DD S1.

So I thought all the old comments would carry over from the old system? I DEMAND MY WITTY COMMENTS TO BE RECOGNIZED DAMMIT!

Aaaaaand apparently Kinja doesn’t do HMTL. Fuck this shit.

Fwiw, Iron First is worth watching just for Colleen.

taking a beloved property and giving it a splashy makeover that renders it nigh-unrecognizable, all in the patently desperate hope to appeal to a new audience and extend its lifespan.

Love the new site!

But for realsies - the Kinjapocalypse is only half the story.